Adventures in eavesdropping
I know I reallllllly shouldn't mock people but I needed to do it today. You'll see why. I'm a horrible person sometimes.
I am going to enter my screenplay into some competitions that are coming up in January and have trouble focusing at home sometimes since it's no longer about story creation but instead nitty gritty grammar things etc.... So I headed over to Barnes and Noble where I spent the first half an hour distracting myself and then getting down to work. After about an hour, the following transpired (if anyone below wants me to take out their comments - just ask - no problem!). I cut and copied the facebook things I posted:
Adventures in eavesdropping at B&N. A girl and guy appear to be on a first date (at noon on a Saturday, no less). I can't help but think she is trying to purposely sabotage is because so far she's said things like QUOTE, "Oh my God! Roller derby saved the misery that is my life". She also told him she knits and has three cats. This guy has said like 10 words total. She just keeps talking and talking. She's talking about something her sister stitched incorrectly... in detail. WTF? Now she's showing him scarves she made for Christmas. #Can'tMakeThisStuffUp
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